Important information for ‘Frisky’ N.A.S’ (WARNING- CONTAINS XXX INFO!)

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Right ladies and gents. This is my first post in quite a while for a few reasons.

1. Work has been really hectic!

2. I’ve had writer’s block

3. I haven’t had the internet in a little while because I moved house recently

Fairly valid excuses i’d say!

 

So to kick things off again, I was having a conversation with a good friend the other day, who happens to be a Bio-Chemistry student in a posh London university, and she mentioned to me this fascinating story that she had found out about. Now I am aware that a lot of my readers are mums and some teens, but for anyone under about 16ish, this doesn’t really apply to them.

Anyway let’s get on with it. My friend told me about this woman who had a fairly severe nut allergy and also had a boyfriend. So one day, before her and her boyfriend decided to…’get intimate’ (wink, wink), he ate a bunch of Brazil nuts. Now of course knowing that his lovely girlfriend had a nut allergy, before they slept together he brushed his teeth vigorously, washed his hands and even scrubbed his fingernails. So most of you are probably guessing that this did the trick, that they probably slept together with no mood-killing anaphylactic reaction and that everything was fine. No. I’m not a scientist or anything and don’t quite understand how it works but basically at the climax of the event, the ‘love juice!’ created by the man and inseminated into the woman caused her to have a severe reaction to the brazil nuts that the man had previously eaten.

Mad right!? I don’t understand it either so don’t worry! But basically there must be something from Brazil nuts in particular that is carried through the body and remains in the system until ‘disposed of’. It’s a crazy and ridiculously embarrassing way to have a reaction but IT CAN HAPPEN!

So just to warn all of you consenting boys and girls out there who enjoy a bit of ‘rough and tumble’, if you’re a guy with a girlfriend who is allergic to nuts, DON’T EAT BRAZIL NUTS IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO GET LUCKY!

…aaannnd, just to show you that neither myself nor my friend is making this up, below i’ll post a couple of references from articles that i’ve found relating to the occurrence. So thanks again for reading and I’d just like to say it’s nice to be back and hopefully i’ll be sticking around for a while to come!

 

LINKS:

http://www.researchgate.net/publication/6254410_Dangerous_liaison_sexually_transmitted_allergic_reaction_to_Brazil_nuts

http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2011/08/12/friday-weird-science-nutty-semen/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2047288/New-fear-nut-allergy-sufferers-First-case-sexually-transmitted-reaction-recorded.html

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